clever as the devil and twice as pretty

"because fuck poetry; she wants the song." Pansexual pirate parading around this preposterous life on her pirate ship. Slytherin. Accepts any and all prompts - oneshots and headcanons... and lives for them.
The only good photo of me from last night with the lovely @nobodyelsecompares

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.



what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT


            In later versions, the banshee might appear before the death and warn the family by wailing. When several banshees appeared at once, it indicated the death of someone great or holy. The tales sometimes recounted that the woman, though called a fairy, was a ghost, often of a specific murdered woman, or a mother who died in childbirth.
Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.


"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time








Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.


male heterosexuality is a kink that can never be shamed enough


is this about shaming people who find straight boys hot or have i misread it